spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

(via thoughts-of-jellie)

grump-music:

I’m just going to post this without any information. Good night.

(via sextbang)

Her (2013)

(Source: stewarter, via lifetime-in-silence)

darktanion:

menzelfanzel:

fancy-cosima:

thatonegaykid413:

hey0there0beautiful:

swankysassifrass:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…

EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC

The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care

Egads its the  touchy feely bible camp stuff

IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!

The horrifying coke fiend

The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff. Okay.

darktanion:

menzelfanzel:

fancy-cosima:

thatonegaykid413:

hey0there0beautiful:

swankysassifrass:

marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

i have become that which i have hated…

EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC

The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care

Egads its the  touchy feely bible camp stuff

IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!

The horrifying coke fiend

The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff. Okay.

(via downdowndown-to-mephistos-cafe)

modernizes:

sherlock-and-neville-on-serenity:

I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.

this is painfully accurate because teachers at my school get so butthurt when the uniform skirt is showing your thigh bc GOD FORBID WE SHOW A BODY PART THAT EVERYONE HAS

modernizes:

sherlock-and-neville-on-serenity:

I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.

this is painfully accurate because teachers at my school get so butthurt when the uniform skirt is showing your thigh bc GOD FORBID WE SHOW A BODY PART THAT EVERYONE HAS

(Source: freckledshins, via thoughts-of-jellie)

bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

(Source: goodassdog, via thoughts-of-jellie)

lohrien:

Illustrations by Kimberly Crick

(via soliloqueenie)

someonesshotofwhiskey:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

I work in retail and we already have thousands of Halloween shirts, don’t worry, it’s Halloween season!

(via lipstickstains-and-skinnyjeans)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via thoughts-of-jellie)

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

(via downdowndown-to-mephistos-cafe)

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

(via thoughts-of-jellie)

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via thoughts-of-jellie)

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

(via frigginwinchesters)

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

(Source: thorinium, via the-child-of-the-impala)