WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH
FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…
EGADS! ITS THE TUMBLR CRITIC
The horrifying car alarm. That’s right I’ll go off at 3 am and wake up the neighborhood I don’t even care
Egads its the touchy feely bible camp stuff
IT IS I THE ANNOYING WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN!
The horrifying coke fiend
The obsessive touchy feely bible camp staff. Okay.
I had to go find this again because of the dress code announcement today.
this is painfully accurate because teachers at my school get so butthurt when the uniform skirt is showing your thigh bc GOD FORBID WE SHOW A BODY PART THAT EVERYONE HAS
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’